Drums of War

Fellow Americans and citizens of the world, this is a new day that begs the protection of our boys and girls. From evil doers in the axis of evil, from terrorist networks that prey on innocent people. This is the day when we will launch unending war, either your with us or you’re against us ever more, we will not hesitate to decimate, fuck formality! International diplomacy’s the second casualty, the first is truth but in all actuality in times of war guns determine causality. Our might makes us right, so proudly beat your chests with us in preparation for the fight. From now on all dissent is unpatriotic and equal to allegiance to regimes that are our targets, despotic regimes denying us access to their markets, those haters of freedom and white supremacist logic. We have no place for these trouble making men, we must replace these men with more U.S. friendly stately men. Which is why we helped out who we did in Haiti, Philip is more American than Arastide baby. Despite the fact that Arastide was elected, Philip recognizes the voice of power and he respects it.

This is how we maintain first place, this is how we got it in the first place.

We must connect the war abroad to one at home and make America safe again for us to roam. Let’s put the patriot act in action and we can send all of those sand niggers packing or trap’em if their name even sounds like ‘bin laden.’ And as for all those gays trying to get married, in my book the only good gay is one that’s buried. They’re a scourge on the face of this nation which is why I’m proposing this anti-gay legislation. This country no longer needs affirmative action, blacks are only behind because they can’t get their behinds in action. I think Dr. King would have wanted it this way which is why we came out against affirmative action on his birthday. America’s a nation of the middle class we don’t need unions so just let me break’em in half, despite the fact that union members make more money in each and every region of this mother lovin’ country. As Americans we need to unify our vision so that we can proceed with all these tactics of division.

This is how we maintain first place, this is how we got it in the first place.

God bless America and no place else.